What they said Luke Hemmings of the Aussie pop-rockers alienated their youthful fanbase by, if not actively confessing to nightly sex sessions with multiple groupies as such, then smirkingly admitted that “the possibility is high” that such happenstances regularly took place. The effect on their career Non-existent – apparently it was not especially revelatory that the duo have a tendency towards dickheadedness. One of these seems substantially less likely than the others. What they said The “brostep” pioneers farted out a litany of blokey guff in which they honked about being, like, really good at drinking, to the extent it would probably kill them revealed that of all their artistic motivations, “pussy was No 1 … I had to date a model” and that they had a combined penis length of 17.34 inches. The effect on his career After some onstage weeping to hammer home the depths of his own feelings of twattery, he stopped doing interviews and didn’t sing in public again for nearly three years. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fuckin’ David Duke cock.” A racist penis, ladies and gentlemen. In addition to dropping a casual N-bomb, he responded to a question about black female fans thusly: “My cock is sort of a white supremacist. What he said The purveyor of tedious blues-rock started out his interview with Playboy denying that he was a douchebag, and then rapidly provided ample evidence that, actually, he really and truly is.

Unreal Sex by So Mayer